angelshavethephonebox: kn1ght-of-m1nd: peach-hero: why does no one talk about the movie Sky High I MEAN MOTHERFUCKING WARREN PEACE
hooked-on-neverland: if you told me a year ago that i would be sexually frustrated because of captain hook, i would have laughed in your face but here i am
theheavyheartinthephonebooth: blinkstolemyheart: imagineharrypotter: Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on. Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone. Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to...
finishingschoolbooks: A difficult lesson, but necessary. Any reputable school ought to offer at least one course in vampire defense. Eton has three.
handsome-squidward: gameandwatch: natsugay: For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass Proof for those of us that are unaware I’m crying listen to it